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Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
— My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)
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parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

Quote 25 Jul 248,944 notes
Be careful who you make memories with. Those things can last a lifetime.
— (via kissist)

(Source: ayougo)

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queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

Text 21 Jul 135,178 notes

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

AMEN. I’m going straight to Fossil and Sephora.

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(Source: laurentmelanies)

Photo 19 Jul 1,823 notes creativehouses:

Room with wall niche bed

creativehouses:

Room with wall niche bed

Text 19 Jul 282,711 notes

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Photo 16 Jul 24,745 notes precumming:

i found my wedding cake

precumming:

i found my wedding cake

Text 12 Jul 125,021 notes

Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

My mom took me to Olive Garden both times she announced she was having surprise children with rando men. The second time I even joked saying “haha we only go to Olive Garden when you’re pregnant with some assholes kid” and instant tears followed by, seriously pregnant

via Square One.
Text 11 Jul 277,298 notes

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

Quote 11 Jul 384,926 notes
Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.
Text 11 Jul 182,253 notes

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back


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