Quote 2 Sep 2,996 notes
When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.
— Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)
Text 2 Sep 154,051 notes

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

Text 2 Sep 172,376 notes

agirlnamedally:

*leans off the bed to reach laptop charger*

parkour

Video 2 Sep 52,222 notes

(Source: thecheeziersnack)

via Square One.
Text 2 Sep 280,922 notes

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood)

Text 1 Sep 111,556 notes

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

via Air-Sea.
Text 30 Aug 501,637 notes

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

  • mumbling
  • not smiling
  • trailing off
  • crossing my arms
  • looking angry even though im not angry
  • the fact i cant even socialize
  • the fact im me
Text 30 Aug 37,088 notes

sheepoflunacy:

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

This is more relatable to me than any of coke’s marketing.

(Source: eva-420)

Quote 28 Aug 4,702 notes
Write drunk, edit sober.
— Ernest Hemingway (via psych-facts)
Quote 28 Aug 33,715 notes
I want alcohol so strong, that it burns your name out of my throat.
— it’s a sad life (via the-p3rks)
Quote 24 Aug 121 notes
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Photo 24 Aug 5,975 notes

(Source: pop-crash)

Photo 24 Aug 6 notes andrewlrogers:

Disorderly conduct

andrewlrogers:

Disorderly conduct

Quote 24 Aug 1,306 notes
Books mean more than people to me anyway.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Ice Palace  (via whimsybookowl)
Video 21 Aug 786,834 notes

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny)

via 2000ish.

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